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Sunday, January 31, 2010

Random Astrology Chat: The Astrology of Michael Jackson



Today is unofficially Michael Jackson Day. Leading up to the special 3-D tribute to the King of Pop at the Grammy's tonight at 8/7 c, super-fans @EbonyStarr55 and yours truly, @Jazzzyone, are discussing all things Michael Jackson - with an astrological twist! All levels of knowledge are welcome.

Feel free to join the conversation (or just lurk) by scrolling to the bottom of this page and entering in a nickname. No password required.

See you there!

Note: Since Michael Jackson's birth time is in dispute, this makes analyzing his birth chart a bit difficult. But we do know that the King of Pop was born on August 29, 1958 in Gary, Indiana.

Below are two possible birth charts.

Gemini Rising


Pisces Rising


Gemini & Leo Make Good Political Bedfellows: President Obama's Q&A Session With the GOP

Gemini: "I love you!" Leo: "No, I love you MORE!"


Honestly, I wasn't planning on watching President Obama's Q&A session with the House GOP.

Just yesterday, my mind was made up that there is no worth in taking in anymore bullshiggity from the RepubliCons.

But after hearing such glowing reviews from a wide spectrum of people, I changed my mind.

My mind (and speech patterns) is represented by Mercury in Leo:
Sees the big picture. Takes things personally. Makes things personal. Proud of its own ideas. Speaks dramatically. Argues and advocates passionately. Good at making executive decisions. Honorable. Stubborn. Slow to form and change opinions. Appreciates drama (in all of its meanings).

And my Mercury is conjunct Jupiter in Leo, so we have a case of all the above being true times two (maybe even three). Jupiter in Leo prides itself on acting from a righteous, above-the-board standpoint. Can exaggerate the pride in whatever it touches. Those of us with Jupiter in Leo follow the established rules. We demand respect (after working hard to earn it). We give respect (after we deem the person worthy of our respect).

My Mars is in Gemini, which is sextile my Mercury and Jupiter in Leo. As we know, Gemini speeds up anything it touches. It adds more perspectives. Makes the native more inquisitive, more willing to gain information through socializing. Mercury in Leo's tendency to mull over information and form opinions in a deliberate manner now makes up its mind more quickly. Mercury in Leo cares about its ideas (and other people's ideas about its ideas). Mars in Gemini gets bored by itself and obsessively seeks out others' input. Mercury in Leo: "What do I think about this? How does this affect me?" Planets in Gemini: "How does this affect me, you, him, her, them, us?" And so on.

Standing next to my Mars in Gemini is my Venus in Gemini. Not only do I routinely seek out others' input (Mars in the 6th house) but I genuinely enjoy other people's input (Venus in the 7th house); the caveat being that the other person's input isn't presented in a boring, dry fashion or lacks common sense.

And I have these two planets to thank for changing my mind about watching this Q&A drama. There's nothing Gemini enjoys more than an interesting (read: zingy, fast-paced) spectacle!

I first pressed play in the wee hours this morning. And promptly fell asleep to the melodious sounds of a good speech (ah, Venus in Gemini heaven).

So now I'm up finishing where I left off.

After hearing POTUS address the group with 20 minutes of mission statement for policymaking, he's now answering their "questions" (translation: policy arguments dressed up as questions for the benefit of the viewing audience).  From the word "go", anyone with slight political knowledge can recognize this entire production as the theater that it is. The fact that cameras are even present (at Obama's request) is because the American people need to see the fakery that is the Congress - particularly the congressmembers that are hellbent on obstructing helpful policy. It's a sad, necessary production because too many Americans actually believe the GOP's "populist" lies that they're trying to help but Dictator Obama won't listen.

Well, this Q&A session is added proof in the national politics pudding.

So far, I've heard three "questions". The format is as follows: GOP presents false information, then phrases the last sentence as a question along the lines of "Now isn't that reasonable?" As the daughter and step-daughter of two attorneys, I have been on the receiving end of many similar "questions".  I recognize this as a classic lawyer move. There's a question mark but what they're really saying is: "Let me tell you (and the judge and jury) what I want to be entered into record, witness, then pretend that I'm asking you a question because this is supposed to be a question."

Trust me, it's no coincidence that most members of Congress are attorneys. Their aptitude at twisting language is a natural gift and honed skill. One look at the LSATs will tell you that these people know what they're doing every time they open their mouths.

As I watch the back-and-forth, I'm reminded of President Obama's chart. More specifically, the Gemini and Leo interacting in Obama's chart. Not only does Gemini see this strategy coming from a mile away, but Leo is more than ready to respond to the challenge (and hits to the ego). What can I say? Like recognizes like.

Like me, President Obama has Mercury in Leo. Also like me, he has more than one planet in Leo. He has THREE planets in Leo, including his Sun and Uranus (his North Node is also in Leo). So this is a very Leo-ish man, with all of Leo's strengths and challenges (one of which being a tendency to be a "benevolent dictator", to quote Leo rising George W. Bush). Fortunately for Obama (and us), Leo's opposite sign - Aquarius - is also well-represented in his chart to give him some balance.

His Mercury in Leo is sextile his Gemini Moon. So, again like me, we have a potentially gridlocked mind loosened and sped up by a planet in Gemini. Moon in Gemini natives' default position is to seek out others' opinions and ideas. Then they process this new information quickly, sometimes by jumping to conclusions about what the other person means before getting all of the facts in. Not exactly what we're looking for in a leader responsible for making strategic executive decisions that have far-reaching consequences, right?

However, in Obama's case, he also has Mercury in Leo opposing Jupiter and Saturn in Capricorn. Planets in Capricorn act slowly, methodically, strategically, always with an eye on how the present (and past) will affect the future. So while Obama is listening to the GOP congressmember's question, you better believe he has already figured out the angle of the question, flipped it around a few times, weighed his responses and is busy formulating his answer...all before the long-winded congressman even gets to the question mark.

Tip: Make sure to check your debate opponent's chart for prominent planets in Gemini and a weighty Saturn before the debate. It'll save you a lot of wasted time looking foolish.

Obama's 3rd house ruler (Venus) is in his 5th house of pleasure (ruled by Mercury). I interpret this to reinforce the description of a person who seeks out more information to mull over as a pleasurable experience (which is akin to having Venus in Gemini in the 7th house). And he's charming in his fact-finding expeditions with this "neighbors". To add to this picture, his 4th house Moon in Gemini is trine his 12th house Jupiter-Saturn conjunction in Capricorn. He was taught from an early age (most likely by his mother - the 4th house parent) that inquisitiveness is the natural way to resolve problems.

As does his planets in Capricorn, my Saturn in Virgo slows down my planets in Gemini. While we both have planets in Gemini speeding up our mental processing, we also have planets in earthy signs (particularly Saturn) that remind our Gemini planets not to jump to conclusions without verification (a Gemini hobby). Obama's Saturn in Capricorn makes him hypersensitive about his responsibilities. He wants to make damn sure that he isn't getting blamed for things not under his umbrella, which means he probably came to this session on a mission to preserve his reputation. His Mars in Virgo (trine his planets in Capricorn) is marching into battle armed with truthful data on his side. [Notice how many times he refers to "just stating the facts" or "the [data, experts, etc.] back this up" in his rebuttal speeches.]

My Saturn in Virgo is also concerned with information being factual, correct, true and dedicates itself to doing the research to find out. I see and appreciate President Obama's mission. While my Gemini and Leo planets are watching this for pure entertainment value, my Saturn in Virgo is filtering the GOP's questions and Obama's answers through my bullshit meter (supported by my Scorpio Moon gauging the emotional undercurrents of the situation).

For example, the very first question asked of President Obama comes from slick Rep. Mike Pence (R-Indiana, Muncie, Anderson, Richmond). His question amounts to "Your administration claimed that passing the Economic Recovery Stimulus would hold the then-8% unemployment rate steady, but the unemployment rate is now at 10%, which is all your fault. So you understand why we don't want to agree to anything else you propose, right? And by the way, I have a letter from this poor child suffering from a household with unemployed parents. He thinks you suck, too. What do you say to that?"

Of course, I'm paraphrasing (and dramatizing) but that's the gist of the question.

While listening to this (extremely long-winded) question, I had time to think of a response to the insanity lies distortions of truth skewed "facts" presented. This is the typical type of question/talking point that gets bandied about on political pundit shows like "Meet the Press", Rachel Maddow, Ed Schultz, Faux News, etc. and drives me absolutely crazy. Why? Because the answer to this question is very obvious, so it doesn't take a genius to come up with it. Yet these degreed pundits rarely ever come up with the obvious answer!  It's despicable political theater at its worst - to grab ratings by being "controversial" (translation: deliberately misleading). But that's another rant for another day.

President Obama stepped to the plate to hit the curve ball - first with a light-on-his-feet smooth Gemini Moon response, then with his fact-checker Mars in Virgo force and accuracy: "We lost x amount of jobs in December (the month before I was sworn in), in January (the month I was sworn in) and in February (the month after I was sworn in but before any of my policies went into effect) that all contributed to our current 10% rate. This is my responsibility how?" Oh I did a happy dance. In my mind.

And then I went to pop some popcorn to enjoy the rest of the show..er...serious Q&A.

Now I'm 30 minutes in and it's just as good as I was told. My Leo planets, Gemini planets and my Mars in Saturn are all completely satisfied. A true rarity, let me tell ya.

So I write this post before the event is over to document my astrological musings before I forget (charge it to my planets in Gemini).

It's nice to have an intelligent, engaging, relatively bullshiggity-free president standing behind the podium. For a change.

Then again, there's a distinct possibility that I could be projecting my Gemini, Leo and lone earthy planet onto President Obama. I don't think so...

But I'm open to your interpretations. ;-)

Do you or anyone else you know have planets in Gemini or Leo? How do they react to each other?  Have you seen this Q&A session? What did you notice about the interactions between President Obama and the GOP members of the House?

In case you missed it, here's the full footage of the back-and-forth:


Part 1 (Includes POTUS' pre-Q&A speech)

Part 2 (starts @ the end of POTUS' speech and beginning of the Q&A)


Visit C-Span to view even more videos from the GOP retreat and hear President Obama's State of the Union address.

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Thursday, January 28, 2010

Obama's Saturnian State of the Union Address (2010)

Don't make me grab a switch!

Last night, President Obama gave his first State of the Union address. While listening to it again this morning, I was struck by the unmistakable Daddy tone he took with the other two branches of U.S. Federal power. This is what many have been eagerly anticipating from him. A verbal smackdown for the fools holding this country back. One look at his Saturn-heavy chart told me that he had this in him all along. Saturn gives enough rope to either hang ourselves or save ourselves.  And that's President Obama's modus operandi with his co-workers in Congress and on the U.S. Supreme Court.

I have been reluctant to publicly analyze or interpret President Obama's chart because of my pro-Obama bias. However, after reading so many other astrologers' crackpot interpretations (I refuse to link to them here) that are colored by a strong anti-Obama bias, I figured that I should toss my hat in the ring just to add some more perspective to this leader who we all know and *ahem* most of us support. Even though I support President Obama's agenda, I believe I'm qualified to view him rationally and with a balanced point of view (charge it to my Mercury-ruled 7th and 10th houses and Libra-ruled 11th house). 

While reading or doing a consultation with someone, I often get these flashes of insight (charge it to my connected 3rd, 8th, 9th and 12th houses) that open up a whole new vista into someone's chart. I just completed my first Saturn Return (feeling grown!) and am currently reading "12 Faces of Saturn: Your Guardian Angel Planet", so Saturn has been on my mind for awhile.  Last night was no different.

Given new information and insight, I like to revisit people's charts to see if I see what I saw in a new light. So here we go.

Below is President Obama's natal chart with transits on January 27, 2010.
(Source: Barack Obama's birth certificate)

Note: Though they won't be analyzed in depth here, I'm including President Obama's chart with transits for those who like to do this type of comparisons. Note that transit Saturn in Libra is retrograde and passing through Obama's 8th house of other people's resources, shared power, healing, death, taxes, sex - all subjects that he touched on in his address to urge everyone to strive towards a better balance of power. :) Transit Mercury and Pluto in Capricorn are in his 11th house of social conscience, collective aspirations and forward-thinking/planning. Transit Sun, Venus, Chiron and Neptune are in Aquarius in Obama's 12th house of universal conscience and 1st house of personal identity. When I saw this, I knew that his address would strike the right note and be well-received by most. The stars were truly aligned for him last night.


Before digging into the State of the Union, let's first quickly take a look at the condition of Obama's natal Saturn:

12th house Saturn in it's natural home of Capricorn
Trine 4th house Gemini Moon
Opposed 6th house Mercury in Leo
Trine 7th house Mars in Virgo
Conjunct 12th house Jupiter in Capricorn
Semi-square 7th house Uranus in Leo
Sextile MC in Scorpio
11th house is co-ruled by Saturn/Capricorn
12th house is ruled by Saturn/Capricorn

His sense of purpose (and possible liability) is attached to his ability and willingness to accept personal responsibility for his actions. He studies first, speaks later. Possibly worries about appearing stupid, superficial, glib, narrow-minded, egocentric. Words carry great emotional weight with him. He's aware of the effect his words have on others, and is able to stand in the place of his audience when crafting and delivering a message. He's a longterm, strategic thinker/planner. Favors tried-and-true solutions and may view untested ideas as too radical and far-fetched. Concerned with practical application rather than creative possibilities. Ultimate team-player. Naturally assumes leadership role even while working with partners. Wields power secretly. Has powerful friends and enemies in high places. Allies see him as honorable, reliable, stubborn, charismatic. Enemies see him as an arrogant, egocentric, seductive radical tyrant. Distinct possibility of being/playing the role of a scapegoat. If he doesn't use his power wisely and responsibly, there's a good chance of a huge fall from grace. I believe he's aware of this potential.

Moving on to his State of the Union address...

The overall feeling I got from it was that Daddy is not happy. Throughout the hour-long speech, Obama alternated between Tolerant Fun Dad, Disapproving Dad and King of the Hill.

He gave historical context for our current dire situation >> Saturn.

He listed America's challenges and some of his proudest accomplishments thus far >> Saturn. 

He urged his co-workers to be accountable for their irresponsible decisions and petty bickering and demanding that they honor the oaths they made to serve the American public >> Saturn.

He rewarded the House with praise for passing bills >> Saturn.

He admonished the Senate for their stalling tactics >> Saturn.
"Now, yesterday, the Senate blocked a bill that would have created this commission. So I'll issue an executive order that will allow us to go forward, because I refuse to pass this problem on to another generation of Americans. (Applause.) And when the vote comes tomorrow, the Senate should restore the pay-as-you-go law that was a big reason for why we had record surpluses in the 1990s. (Applause.)"
I think it's fair to say that the U.S. Senate is the obstruction to the progression of Obama's agenda through Congress, represented natally in his chart by Capricorn Saturn in 12th house and by transit Capricorn in Pluto in his 11th house.

Although with deference, he expressed his strong disappointment in the U.S. Supreme Court's recent decision regarding lifting campaign finance regulations for corporations >> Saturn.

And just in case anyone thought to argue with his plans for exercising his veto power, he made it clear that it is now their turn to "accept [his] discipline" >> Saturn!

When he said that, everyone in the pizzeria where I watched the address made a whoa-face. Then I had flashbacks to my childhood of angrily yanked belts >> Saturn.

Yes, President Obama ran on change.  But Obama is no radical. Those who are looking for someone whose idea of "change" is overthrowing an entire system need to look elsewhere. Or, better yet, move elsewhere. He is no anarchist, by any means. His mentioning of offshore drilling, nuclear proliferation and "coal energy" is proof that he likes to tread familiar ground. With all of that Saturn energy in his chart, Obama's definition of change is incremental steps that he can use as benchmarks and test for workability (Mars in Virgo) that, over time (Saturn in Capricorn), will lead to "big" fundamental and systemic change (Jupiter in Capricorn). In the long-run. His view that longterm trumps shortterm cannot be overly emphasized here.

Saturn is the old man of the zodiac. He's wise but walks with a limp and a cane. Saturn in an earth sign, particularly Capricorn, will not be rushed into making foolish mistakes. Nothing short of the passage of time and solid proof that his plans do or do not work will change Obama's mind or gameplan.

Imagine the captain of the Titanic who has control over, and responsibility for, this giant, bulky mass of steel that's heading straight towards an iceburg. Everyone on board has put their faith in the belief of the "unsinkable Titanic". What type of skills do you need to avoid hitting the iceburg that may cause thousands of deaths? Now imagine the Titanic has just hit the iceburg. The captain now realizes too late that the unthinkable has happened - the Titanic is not only sinking but sinking faster than he ever dreamed possible. He gets thrown overboard by the passengers who realize that they've been sold only a bill of goods. Enter the First Mate with a Jupiter-Saturn conjunction in Capricorn in the 12th house who now becomes captain. He feels that it's his spiritual and karmic duty to make the most of this now-sinking hunk of disaster.

Meet our new captain - President Obama.

Now imagine you are the new captain. What would you do?

Some more President Saturn quotes from last night:
"Our Constitution declares that from time to time, the President shall give to Congress information about the state of our union. For 220 years, our leaders have fulfilled this duty."

"And despite all our divisions and disagreements, our hesitations and our fears, America prevailed because we chose to move forward as one nation, as one people.
Again, we are tested. And again, we must answer history's call."

"So I know the anxieties that are out there right now. They're not new. These struggles are the reason I ran for President."

"So we face big and difficult challenges. And what the American people hope -– what they deserve -– is for all of us, Democrats and Republicans, to work through our differences; to overcome the numbing weight of our politics."

Our most urgent task upon taking office was to shore up the same banks that helped cause this crisis. It was not easy to do. And if there's one thing that has unified Democrats and Republicans, and everybody in between, it's that we all hated the bank bailout. I hated it -- (applause.) I hated it. You hated it. It was about as popular as a root canal. (Laughter.)

To recover the rest, I've proposed a fee on the biggest banks.
 
Now, the true engine of job creation in this country will always be America's businesses. (Applause.) But government can create the conditions necessary for businesses to expand and hire more workers.

So tonight, I'm proposing that we take $30 billion of the money Wall Street banks have repaid and use it to help community banks give small businesses the credit they need to stay afloat. (Applause.) I'm also proposing a new small business tax credit..

From the day I took office, I've been told that addressing our larger challenges is too ambitious; such an effort would be too contentious. I've been told that our political system is too gridlocked, and that we should just put things on hold for a while.
For those who make these claims, I have one simple question: How long should we wait? How long should America put its future on hold? (Applause.) You see, Washington has been telling us to wait for decades, even as the problems have grown worse. Meanwhile, China is not waiting to revamp its economy. Germany is not waiting. India is not waiting. These nations -- they're not standing still. These nations aren't playing for second place. They're putting more emphasis on math and science. They're rebuilding their infrastructure. They're making serious investments in clean energy because they want those jobs. Well, I do not accept second place for the United States of America. (Applause.)"
- 12th house Saturn in Capricorn semisquare 7th house Uranus in Leo is comparing his country to other countries (his 7th house peers) and wants to be the winner! This, of course, appeals to America's egocentricity and ethnocentricity. We sure do love our leaders with strong Leo influence, don't we?

And by the way, it's time for colleges and universities to get serious about cutting their own costs -– (applause) -- because they, too, have a responsibility to help solve this problem.

I know there have been questions about whether we can afford such changes in a tough economy.  I know that there are those who disagree with the overwhelming scientific evidence on climate change.  But here's the thing -- even if you doubt the evidence, providing incentives for energy-efficiency and clean energy are the right thing to do for our future -– because the nation that leads the clean energy economy will be the nation that leads the global economy.  And America must be that nation.  (Applause.)

Re: Health insurance reform:
Now, let's clear a few things up. (Laughter.) I didn't choose to tackle this issue to get some legislative victory under my belt. And by now it should be fairly obvious that I didn't take on health care because it was good politics. (Laughter.) I took on health care because of the stories I've heard from Americans with preexisting conditions whose lives depend on getting coverage; patients who've been denied coverage; families –- even those with insurance -– who are just one illness away from financial ruin.

But I also know this problem is not going away. By the time I'm finished speaking tonight, more Americans will have lost their health insurance.

And by the way, I want to acknowledge our First Lady, Michelle Obama, who this year is creating a national movement to tackle the epidemic of childhood obesity and make kids healthier. (Applause.) Thank you. She gets embarrassed. (Laughter.) 
- high praise for his lovely Saturn-ruled wife, Sun Capricorn Michelle Obama, who he affectionately refers to as his "Rock".

So, as temperatures cool, I want everyone to take another look at the plan we've proposed.
 
This week, I'll be addressing a meeting of the House Republicans. I'd like to begin monthly meetings with both Democratic and Republican leadership. I know you can't wait. (Laughter.)
 
Like any cash-strapped family, we will work within a budget to invest in what we need and sacrifice what we don't. And if I have to enforce this discipline by veto, I will. (Applause.)

But I also know this: If people had made that decision 50 years ago, or 100 years ago, or 200 years ago, we wouldn't be here tonight. The only reason we are here is because generations of Americans were unafraid to do what was hard; to do what was needed even when success was uncertain; to do what it took to keep the dream of this nation alive for their children and their grandchildren.

Our administration has had some political setbacks this year, and some of them were deserved.

Unfortunately, too many of our citizens have lost faith that our biggest institutions -– our corporations, our media, and, yes, our government –- still reflect these same values. Each of these institutions are full of honorable men and women doing important work that helps our country prosper. But each time a CEO rewards himself for failure, or a banker puts the rest of us at risk for his own selfish gain, people's doubts grow. Each time lobbyists game the system or politicians tear each other down instead of lifting this country up, we lose faith. The more that TV pundits reduce serious debates to silly arguments, big issues into sound bites, our citizens turn away.
No wonder there's so much cynicism out there. No wonder there's so much disappointment.

But what frustrates the American people is a Washington where every day is Election Day.  We can't wage a perpetual campaign where the only goal is to see who can get the most embarrassing headlines about the other side -– a belief that if you lose, I win.  Neither party should delay or obstruct every single bill just because they can.  The confirmation of -- (applause) -- I'm speaking to both parties now.  The confirmation of well-qualified public servants shouldn't be held hostage to the pet projects or grudges of a few individual senators.  (Applause.) 
 
But remember this –- I never suggested that change would be easy, or that I could do it alone. Democracy in a nation of 300 million people can be noisy and messy and complicated. And when you try to do big things and make big changes, it stirs passions and controversy. That's just how it is.
Those of us in public office can respond to this reality by playing it safe and avoid telling hard truths and pointing fingers. We can do what's necessary to keep our poll numbers high, and get through the next election instead of doing what's best for the next generation.

The spirit that has sustained this nation for more than two centuries lives on in you, its people. We have finished a difficult year. We have come through a difficult decade. But a new year has come. A new decade stretches before us. We don't quit. I don't quit. (Applause.) Let's seize this moment -- to start anew, to carry the dream forward, and to strengthen our union once more. (Applause.)
Thank you. God bless you. And God bless the United States of America. (Applause.)
 
Full text of speech as delivered.

Update: More than 48 million of us watched the address last night. Now it's to time to contact your representative in Congress (call, email, tweet) to make sure they don't fall asleep at the wheel.

Make the one-step call here.



Here's President Obama's full State of the Union address:

Want to learn more about Saturn? Click here.

A Review of "12 Faces of Saturn: Your Guardian Angel Planet"

 Twelve Faces of Saturn: Your Guardian Angel Planet Twelve Faces of Saturn: Your Guardian Angel Planet by Bill Tierney


My rating: 5 of 5 stars

This book is written by one of my favorite astrological authors. I'm learning about my fears, challenges, "guardian angel", sense of responsibility, "God principle" - all represented by Saturn. What I find most fascinating is how we may inherit our parents' teachings, fears, karma, challenges, etc. through the condition of our Saturn. I see similarities between my chart and my parents' charts. Still testing my hypothesis, though...

While reading about Saturn in the 9th house, a lightbulb switched on over my head. Our Saturn also explains why some of us are law-abiding citizens v. anarchists, activists with a purpose v. rebels without a cause, self-employed v. team player, etc.

I recommend this book to those who are interested in working past the obstacles in their lives. This book is proof that our greatest enemy and asset is ourselves.

Bill Tierney also wrote my favorite astrology book for beginners and intermediate students.
All Around The Zodiac  Exploring Astrology's Twelve Signs

View all my reviews >>

Have you read this book? What do you think?

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Saturn in Virgo Journey to a Complaint-Free World

Monday, January 18, 2010

Saturn in Virgo Journey to a Complaint-Free World

“A little less complaint and whining, and a little more dogged work and manly striving, would do us more credit than a thousand civil rights bills.”~ W. E. B. Du Bois

In honor of Martin Luther King, Jr.'s birthday, I'm restarting my personal mission to remain complaint-free for at least a week. That's right. An entire week of no complaining. Not even for entertainment purposes.

A couple years ago around this time, I saw a video from one of my (then) favorite astrologers about her attempts to join a Complaint-Free World. At the time, transit Saturn in Virgo returned to its original position at the time of my birth - yep, my first Saturn Return.  With its persistent belief that perfection is within its grasp, Virgo is one of the most idealistic signs of the zodiac. Since nothing in life is perfect, Virgo's busy work is finding (and, in its higher state, fixing) flaws. What do we do when reality doesn't match up to our ideals? We complain!

Saturn is the grumpy taskmaster of the Universe. Add Virgo to the mix and we get the classic case of a chronic complainer. No one can out-bitch Saturn in Virgo. If Virgo could get paid per worry and complaint, all of us with Saturn in Virgo would be billionaires.

So Elsa's description of an initiative to rid the world of complaints intrigued me (when not too busy complaining about others, Saturn in Virgo is all about the dogged pursuit of self-improvement.):



At the time, I was going through a break-up with someone whose chart is loaded with Virgo energy (rising, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, North Node).  My nickname for him was Mr. Pity Party. No matter what good fortune lay at his feet, he could pick it apart until all that was left was a self-fulfilling prophecy of doom waiting to happen.

My relationship with him served as a clear mirror for me. I may not have complained with his same level of intensity or frequency, but I definitely pulled up a chair to more than a few of his Pity Parties with my own list of gripes.

So this idea of a complaint-free world spoke to me.

After viewing the video, I visited the website and purchased a three bracelets - one for me, one for my Virgo-loaded-soon-to-be-ex and one for my mom (with her Jupiter in Virgo, she's no stranger to complaining, either). I'm not going to lie. The first day was hard. Not only did I switch my bracelet twice but I also gave myself a snap on the wrist for a particular lengthy gripe session during rush hour traffic.

Over time, though, I found that I was able to fill in the absence of complaints with more workable solutions.

With each new proactive solution, I no longer felt despair at not being able to overcome what seemed like insurmountable problems. Chipping away at a huge problem empowered me. People with Saturn in Virgo are easily weighted down with fears of failure and can suffer from the condition known as "paralysis by analysis". Through my efforts not to complain, I learned that it's better to count even the smallest steps in the right direction as wins in order to remain motivated.  (My mom with her Jupiter in Virgo put this to me in a way that I could understand and accept.)

I learned that lesson two years. However...Lately, I have found myself complaining a lot about complainers. By virtue of having my ears and eyes open every day, I am deluged with constant complaints from people about everything from major problems to the infinite minutiae of their lives. Their constant complaints dampen my spirit and make me super angry super fast (blame that on my Sagittarius rising). Honestly, I wish they would all just shut up.  Because complaining is more contagious than the common cold. Fact: It infects any listener within earshot of the complainer faster than swine flu.

But...instead of continuing my rant about complainers, I have decided to be proactive and commit an act of service: spread the word about this goal to people so they can hop off of the complaint track.

It has (almost) worked for me.

Click here to order A Complaint Free World bracelet. If you know someone who complains way too much for their own (and your) good, buy one for them, too. Or share this post with them.

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Saturday, January 2, 2010

Wanna Learn More About You For FREE?

You may have noticed the poll at the top of this blog asking what's your level of astrological knowledge. So far, most of the respondents have an intermediate to advanced level. But some people have specifically asked me for resources for beginners.  A couple months ago, I wrote a post titled "The 10 Best Astrology Resources for Beginners", which features my favorite astrologers, books, websites and videos. But I forgot something crucial: most beginners only know their star signs. And that's what made them curious to learn more.

There are links in the margins of this blog for those who want to learn how to interpret charts. But what if you don't want to learn how to interpret charts? What if you just want to learn more about YOU (or someone else) without having to do the analysis yourself?

Here are some websites that provide free birth charts with in-depth interpretations. For FREE!
(Note: You'll want to have your birth day/year/time/place for the most accurate results.)

1. Personalized SuperPower Report - A friend on Twitter (gotta love Virgos and their wonderful research skills) recently passed me this link and it's one of the best computerized natal reports that I have seen at no charge.

2. Romantic Compatibility Report - Wanna know how you and a special someone will get along? Check this report out to find out the strengths and weaknesses of your relationship. You'll need to know your partner's birth info, too.

3. Cafe Astrology Free Reports  - This link takes you to free daily horosopes, natal report, romantic compatibility report, and transits for any day. Many beginners look at astrology as fortune-telling. If you want to "see into your future", then check out your transit report.

4. Astro.com Free Reports - The "free reports" here are short samples of what you'd get if you purchased a full personalized report. The samples are insightful enough on their own without making a purchase, though. You can get a personal portrait, psychological horoscope, career and vocation report, relationship horoscope, partner horoscope, child's horoscope, find the best place to travel for vacation or relocation, etc. I found it interesting to look up my horoscope report as a child.

5. ChaosAstrology Natal Report - This one's good for beginners with short attention spans. The descriptions are to the point and easy to understand. There are also some minor aspects included with the major aspects. Also courtesy of one of my fav Virgos. :)

Keep in mind when reading these reports that they are computer-generated. Therefore, they will have many contradictions in the descriptions. E.g. A report may say that you're shy in one section but then say that you're aggressive. Well, both of those statements could be true. That's where the skill of a human astrologer comes into play. A human astrologer can explain the nuances of your personality, psyche, point out patterns...basically apply your chart to your life so that it can become more than a theory about someone who happens to have your birthday.

If you have any questions for me that are related to your birth chart, click here.

What did you discover about yourself? About someone else? Did anything in the interpretations surprise you? Reinforce what you already know? What's your favorite astrological website?

Friday, January 1, 2010

Gotta Have Faith: The Story Of A Tested 9th House



Today, I have been giving 9th house issues extra thought because it's the 7th day of Kwanzaa. The 7th  principle of the Nguzo Sabo is Imani (Ee-Mah-Nee), which means "faith" in Swahili. As I reflected today  about what faith means to me, I realized that it took a tough Saturn Return for me to reach a point in my life where I no longer consider faith to be a dirty word. When all else failed (and it did - both literally and figuratively), faith is what carried me through my toughest times. The irony of faith is that you can only gain it after it's been sorely tested: "faith is what you have when there's nothing else to hold on to."

As kids, we were taught to blow out candles and make a wish, put our teeth under our pillows and wake up richer, wait for a fat man in a red suit to come down our chimneys with presents for us if we're good, pick up a penny for good luck, pitch that penny into a wishing well and all of our dreams will come true. And I believed all of those things.

Until they stopped coming true. I blew out birthday candles and wished that my parents were no longer separated. But they remained apart. I put teeth under my pillow but didn't get any money. I specifically asked Santa for a Cornsilk Cabbage Patch but what I got was a mop-haired Cabbage Patch (that turned out to be a collectible item). Time after time, my wishes didn't come true and I begin to lose faith in what I was taught to believe in. 

I became that kid who told all of the other kids that Santa Claus wasn't real. "If you don't believe me, then look in your parents' closets! Stay up late and you'll see your parents putting your presents under the Christmas tree!"  I bet my friends that if they didn't tell their parents about their missing teeth, they wouldn't find any money under their pillows. I was deconstructing fairy tales left and right. And I was always correct. I learned that all I had to do was analyze anything long enough and I could always spot the flaws, the smoke and mirrors, the wizard behind the curtain. But each time I was able to spot the lie, I was simultaneously destroying my ability to have faith in anything...

Where does our faith (or, in my case, lack of faith) come from?

We can find all faith-related issues in the 9th house of our natal charts. This is the house that deals with "Meaning of Life" questions, including religion, politics, spiritual/universal/human law, higher education, foreign travel, ethics, etc. When we get into debates and start using words like "should", "shouldn't" and "must", we are arguing from our 9th house point of view.

I have Sagittarius rising. In a Jupiter-ruled chart, my 9th house is extremely important and is a major part of the answer to the question "What is my life purpose?" Having Saturn in Virgo in my 9th house highlights this even more. As children, Saturn represents our teachers and our parents. As we become older, Saturn symbolizes our inner voice of reason, sense of righteousness, the "God" principle, employers, etc. In other words, Saturn represents inner and outer authority.

Saturn in Virgo in the 9th house places ultimate faith in facts, knowledge gained from practical application and previous experience, and what can be proven and felt by the 5 physical senses. Saturn in Virgo couldn't care less about the 6th sense. The ruler of my 9th house is in the 8th house of other people's values and resources and...our 6th sense (the 8th house rules metaphysics). My Saturn in Virgo is sextile my Cancer Sun in the 8th house, along with my Mercury (communication style, mental processing, lower thought) and Jupiter (faith, values, higher thought) conjunction in Leo - a broad-minded, yet somewhat naive, sign. In plain English, I have the tools to integrate my 6th sense with my sense of practicality, which I will need to get through my crises of faith. But first I must learn to have faith in all of my senses.

It would be an understatement to say that I was devastated when relatives and people I considered to be family lied to me at such an early age. What may have seemed like little "white lies" to them were examples of how I cannot trust in what appears on the surface. That I had to uncover the truth by searching out the facts on my own jump-started a lifelong pattern of disbelieving what others tell me until I verify it for myself.

I wasn't raised in an organized religion but I was exposed to many people's various beliefs. At home, my mom taught me that religion and blind faith was for the weak-minded who couldn't reason their way out of a paper bag. Every time I expressed a belief in a higher power or wanted to attend church with a friend, I felt her disapproval of my intellectual development. However, my dad showed me how he finds solace in his faith as a Muslim (9th house Saturn in Virgo sextile 8th Cancer Sun) without pushing his faith onto me. At school, Pan-Africanist, meat-is-evil, whitey-is-the-devil rhetoric was shoved down my throat until I believed it or else. As I grew older, I began to shed some of these opinions that others held so dear while holding on to the ones that were proven correct or workable for me. This process of opinion elimination is an ongoing one for me (my 9th house Saturn in Virgo squares my Mars in Gemini in the 6th/7th house).

As an adult, I still delight in imagining the infinite possibilities (1st house Neptune in Sagittarius) but my 9th house Saturn in Virgo keeps me from diving off of a cliff with wings made of air. Grounded faith is my happy compromise.

How do you define faith? What do you have faith in? How has your faith been tested? How are those experiences tied into your 9th house?

Related posts:
Random Rhyme & Reason: "I Don't Believe in Fairy Tales" (a poem)

Random Rhyme & Reason: Gotta Have Faith

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